Thursday, June 02, 2011

I Should Exercise More

Stuff I Keep Thinking 'Bout Instead of Runnin' and Sweatin'

1. No one's gonna kidnap my kids and if they did, they'd have their hands full of unruly defiant willful disobedience. It's like gay marriage ... you want this??!

2. I think fish oil makes my fingernails grow ... grrr ... this things don't bite themselves.

3. Canon keeps touching my boobs "accidentally" then apologizing sweetly for touching my boobs accidentally. It is disturbingly polite and rude at the same time.

4. When small children say your big red sunglasses look funny ... hmmm. Sometimes I wonder about my hobo-gramma-crazy-person sense of bohemian style. If its on sale and I'm attracted, I should walk away.

5. I forgot I was blogging, oops.

Weight - 138.6

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