Wendy's is my personal favorite burger chain. They have, hands down, the BEST fast food salads, better than a lot of sit down restaurants. That's what I was going for today. $3.99 half salad, Chicken-Bleu-Cheese-Happy-Goodness-With-Cranberries-Even Salad.
BUT THEN! What to my wondering eyes should appear? A NEW YUMMY CHICKEN SANDWICH TO TRY? Mmmmmmm ... Bruchetta Chicken. Yummy diced tomatoes, basil, and balsamic vinegar. And, look at that sign: it must be just $2.99, right? That's the only price listed on the sign ...
"We will have your total at the window."
Okie dokie, here's my debit card, "Wait, what? $7.46?! Sandwich and a drink?! How is that possible?"
"No, it is right."
"B... B... The sign said $2.99"
"No, that is for the Homestyle Chicken Sandwich. It is a totally DIFFERENT sandwich."
"Oh. Your sign is confusing."
"No it isn't."
Blert! It is too. Totally confused me. Swear word. Why, I oughtta drive around the drive thru again and take a picture with my iPhone and blog about this experience, by Jingo.
(And here we are.) (See, if she would have said, "I am SORRY for the misunderstanding," y'all would have never known any of this ever happened.)(Have you totally noticed how often I throw "y'all" around now that I'm a native Texan?)
Nevertheless, I am somewhat miffed to report, the sandwich was absolutely delicious. Super yummy. Probably gonna have regular cravings. Will have to alternate between Sonic's Delicious-Yet-Revolting-I-Am-Ashamed-Yet-In-Love Chicago Dog and Wendy's Bruchetta Chicken
Should have just had the salad.

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Oh my gosh, this post inspired me. In staffing at work, we were talking about how a 15 year old boy stole a girls phone and then texted all of her male contacts, asking if they wanted a naked picture. (The male contacts obviously thought this message was coming from the girl who owned the phone) When they said yes, he sent them a picture of..well, you know. I quickly declared "Oh, the old bait and switch". because I had just read your post. My director couldn't stop laughing. If I get promoted, some of that moneys coming your way!!
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