1. I'm not allowed to be that weird, but I bet, if I was allowed, I would be. It's for the best that Greg keeps a hold of my kite strings. For now.2. My kids sleep way better at nap time at school than they do at night at home. I think I will confiscate their beds and bedrooms and give them plastic mats to sleep on in a closet (we have big closets). I will turn one room into a dance club, one into an exercise/fitness room, and the other into a room for plants to grow and people to rehearse songs and monologues (for an hourly fee).
3. Every room in my house has collapsed/been torn asunder as I have been "finishing my degree" for all of March. I live with a bunch of pigs. Mmmm.
4. I have given up food for until I am no longer fat. I have gained almost 10 pounds this month because the best way for me to concentrate for long periods of time is to have food next to me and constantly eat. Sometimes that food was a Costco sized bag of potato chips and a tub of sour cream with a package of dry ranch dressing mixed in for dipping. Other times is was a plate full of tortilla chips covered in melted cheese. There are about 5 cases worth of soda cans strewn about - Cherry Coke Zero and Diet Dr. Pepper; we don't DRINK our calories. Also, tacitos. And edamame. Candy, popsicles, cheesecake. I ate an entire cheesecake. Loco Coco. 5 Hour energy drinks. My poor, poor body. What have I done to you? NO FOOD TIL YOU STOP BEING FAT! Ok, a little food. Baby carrots.
5. I have to stop blogging now and send in my finished works so the nice folks at BYU will send me a nice piece of paper telling me I may already be a winner.
See ya tomorrow, bring a friend.
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Yeah for being finished!! Congratulations. At least you got most of the food groups in. I didn't see fruit, but I think you covered everything else. Although I'm not sure Soda is a food group. But it should be.
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