Friday, September 10, 2010

Funny Things MY Family Says (What a clever title, Brandy)

Dad: Canon, why didn't you close your eyes during the prayer?

Crichton: Because he hates God.

Canon: I don't hate God!

*****

Canon: Jesus is a jerk.

Mom: Why do you say that?

Canon: He keeps making it rain all the time.

*****

Sagan: Mommy's silly.

Mom: Mommy's silly? No, Sagan's silly.

Sagan: No Mommy's silly

(this goes on and on. I think its funny ... so maybe that proves her point)

*****

Dad (referring to mom's clothes): That outfit looks very ... hippie.

Mom: If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

Dad: What makes you think I wasn't being nice?

Mom: I know how you feel.

Dad: About you or hippes?

Mom: Both.

*****

Canon: Mommy, you have small boobies.

Mom: Yes I do. Thank you.

Canon: Can I touch your boobies?

Mom: Uhhh ... no. Weirdo.

Canon: (lays head on moms chest) I'm touching your boooooobies.

Mom: That's not appropriate.

*****

Sagan: (in mom and dad's bed) I wanna go to bed.

Mom: You're ready to go back to your own bed?

Sagan: Yes.

Dad: Do you want mom or dad to take you?

Sagan: Mom.

Mom: No no no. You want daddy to take you don't you?

Sagan: No. Mommy.

(she's a jerk cuz she both makes it look like she likes mommy better, but really likes daddy better and let him off the hook - thus getting DOUBLE points in daddy's book)

3 Brilliant Bits of Inspiration:

mintifresh said...

Those quotes are awesome! "boooooobies" hahahah I have a child obsessed with my bosom, too.

I don't know how I missed the move to Texas, but congrats on the great new job! Good luck in that big state of Texas and remember-"The stars at night, are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!"

Olivia said...

U never said where you packed up your mother to.

Just wondering.

Catherine

PS. My 4 year old keeps asking (or telling me) I want to eat SOME thing. Can I eat SOME thing? I'm not sure if it's a statement or a question.

Ken said...

In preschool I drew my family. I included "boobies" on my depiction of my mother. My father has me decribe the picture as he recorded with a microphone. As I say (about my mother) "These are her eyes, these are her boobies.." my dad says, "Very observant little boy."

What can I say... I was breastfed, and my mother must have been nursing my younger sister in those days.