Dad: Canon, why didn't you close your eyes during the prayer?
Crichton: Because he hates God.
Canon: I don't hate God!
*****
Canon: Jesus is a jerk.
Mom: Why do you say that?
Canon: He keeps making it rain all the time.
*****
Sagan: Mommy's silly.
Mom: Mommy's silly? No, Sagan's silly.
Sagan: No Mommy's silly
(this goes on and on. I think its funny ... so maybe that proves her point)
*****
Dad (referring to mom's clothes): That outfit looks very ... hippie.
Mom: If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Dad: What makes you think I wasn't being nice?
Mom: I know how you feel.
Dad: About you or hippes?
Mom: Both.
*****
Canon: Mommy, you have small boobies.
Mom: Yes I do. Thank you.
Canon: Can I touch your boobies?
Mom: Uhhh ... no. Weirdo.
Canon: (lays head on moms chest) I'm touching your boooooobies.
Mom: That's not appropriate.
*****
Sagan: (in mom and dad's bed) I wanna go to bed.
Mom: You're ready to go back to your own bed?
Sagan: Yes.
Dad: Do you want mom or dad to take you?
Sagan: Mom.
Mom: No no no. You want daddy to take you don't you?
Sagan: No. Mommy.
(she's a jerk cuz she both makes it look like she likes mommy better, but really likes daddy better and let him off the hook - thus getting DOUBLE points in daddy's book)
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Those quotes are awesome! "boooooobies" hahahah I have a child obsessed with my bosom, too.
I don't know how I missed the move to Texas, but congrats on the great new job! Good luck in that big state of Texas and remember-"The stars at night, are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!"
U never said where you packed up your mother to.
Just wondering.
Catherine
PS. My 4 year old keeps asking (or telling me) I want to eat SOME thing. Can I eat SOME thing? I'm not sure if it's a statement or a question.
In preschool I drew my family. I included "boobies" on my depiction of my mother. My father has me decribe the picture as he recorded with a microphone. As I say (about my mother) "These are her eyes, these are her boobies.." my dad says, "Very observant little boy."
What can I say... I was breastfed, and my mother must have been nursing my younger sister in those days.
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