"Canon! Why are you naked?!"
"You always ask me that."
"You always ask me that."
He's kind of mostly potty trained, you know. He started school in March and has only had one accident there. Even when we switched to full days.
Here at home, where the toilets are WAAAAAAAAAAY up or down stairs, we are not so lucky. Still. He's not pooping on the floor. Much. So ... thank God for tiny miracles. Tender mercies. All that crap.
Canon is the boss. He tells us so all the time. And because Greg and I are bad parents, when we are sitting at the table and Canon says "I get the last olive because I am the boss!" I say, "Sorry, Crichton, he's the boss."
I'm a jerk.
But pants are not optional! Even for the boss. I mean it.
Here at home, where the toilets are WAAAAAAAAAAY up or down stairs, we are not so lucky. Still. He's not pooping on the floor. Much. So ... thank God for tiny miracles. Tender mercies. All that crap.
Canon is the boss. He tells us so all the time. And because Greg and I are bad parents, when we are sitting at the table and Canon says "I get the last olive because I am the boss!" I say, "Sorry, Crichton, he's the boss."
I'm a jerk.
But pants are not optional! Even for the boss. I mean it.
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