I really love to confess stuff.
You can tell, can't ya?
1. I have so many things, shocking, disturbing things, I should confess ... but I pretend to just have sorta shocking things to confess. You'd be shocked I bet tho.
2. I got a promotion at work while someone else got layed off ... it was to balance out the universe, FYI. HI! I'm the new official and paid toddler teacher. AND they will pay for my official Montessori training.
3. I'm making a bunch of playlists for school. I need variety. Not just fancy shmancy classical and silly kids' songs. The Beatles. Maybe some Simon and Garfunkel. Broadway. But not Maxwell's Silver Hammer ...
4. I am the least sympathetic wife a man ever had to live with. My tolerance tanked out after the 2nd moan of agony. Poor guy had to endure countless fake smiles and eye rolls before crawling upstairs and begging to be taken to the doctor. I spent the majority of my night last night in an expensive bright ER ... and I gagged when I had to dump his barf bucket this morning. Good news for him tho: I'm happy to participate in crazy monkey
5. In my defense, he really likes to ask for a dozen things, one at a time, waiting until I sit down and start my own thing before
6. Everyone at my house is asleep now. Everyone. The place is mine and I am so tired but I love being alone ... I can't decide which one I want more, the sleep or the silence.
7. I don't know if I really wanna work 35 hours a week ... 20 was fine mostly .. I'm not gonna have a back up sub person ... I'm staff now. Sigh. I can do it! Please. I hope.
8. I like my body, for the first time in my life. I'm not the smallest I've ever been, but I really like the shape, size, feel, strength, endurance ... it's a good body. :) With room for improvement.
9. When does the rusty discharge from a new IUD end? There hasn't been a real period, but the discharge hasn't ended, and it's kind of annoying. There are things I'd like to be doing ...
10. I have a really amazing husband (I'd tell you exactly how amazing but he never lets me blog what I wanna blog) and I was really mean to him this week when he was hurt. Women are evil. I need to really work on my compassion. I'll make it up to him by doing laundry. Now. (He loves it when I do laundry. The Monkey Hugs, meh ... but LAUNDRY ... ohhhh baby!)
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Man can I relete to #10. I say nasty things to my husband sometimes just to get an emotional response. Why are women so mean? Gotta work on that :)
Sucks about the IUD. That's really annoying.
Hope your hubby is feeling better. What a good wife to spill his barf. :)
I don't do well with a sick or hurt hubs, either, then you totally shows me up with compassion when it's me. Oh well, he does everything better than me! The IUD thing-I've had that for months when I've had one-I'm talking like 6-9 months. Get used to wearing something and hope it doesn't last that long!
I hear ya on the lack of compassion. I'm a nurse, so my patients get all my compassion-the spouse has to suffer. :)
hahahaha, rusty discharge from the IUD. Love it. Well, don't love the rusty discharge, but that was really funny. And I do want you to confess, and really really shock us all. Next week-that is your challenge. :)
Boys are the biggest babies when they are sick. Period. Feel no guilt :)
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