One great thing about being a high profile blogger, random companies offer to send you stuff to blog about. It's pretty much the next best thing to getting paid for napping.
So. I have a 3 identical things for 3 "lucky" souls. Try to guess what it is. I'll give you 5 clues:
1. It's educational.
2. A personified frog.
3. Urine.
4. The color purple.
5. A complete disregard for a little thing I like to call (well, I don't know what it's called, but it's when lines of poetry feel wrong, syllable-wise) (I'm going to go with) meter.
Leave your random guess or a plea for free stuff and you will most likely win. Seriously. There is very little competition. Feel free to enter numerous times even. I don't care. Work hard for free crap, that's my motto. I'll announce the winner when I feel like it and ship those things out super fast. (Oh, and Megan, if you want, you could once again send me your mailing address and I could send you that thing I owe you. And my favorite wedding present gift, too! Please, it weighs on my mind daily. Help me.)
EVERYONE'S A WINNER AT
MRS. B. ROTH'S BLOG!!
(and by everyone, I mean a few of you)
MRS. B. ROTH'S BLOG!!
(and by everyone, I mean a few of you)
6 Brilliant Bits of Inspiration:
You were right-there is very little competition. Who can pass up something free even if it does have something to do with urine and a frog?!
I like free stuff. Except when it's not free like the free puppy who peed on the rug I had to pay to have cleaned and the free beta fish I had to buy a bowl for and the free month of HBO I got addicted to and then had to start paying for because I decided I couldn't live without it...sigh, is anything really free?
What is Kermit the frog cross-dressed as Alice Walker reading free verse on a toilet?
Ummm...I got nothin'. Wait! Is it a book...about Kermit the frog...with a purple cover...designed to teach kids to go potty...in poorly-written rhyme? No? Dang!
But I like free stuff. Yay for free stuff!!!
I'm commenting to let you know I'm reading but no free stuff needed.
My guess (because who doesn't like free stuff or to win anything no matter how wierd or unforming to your life it is) believe it may be a PURPLE POTTY CHAIR THAT SINGS THE ABC'S WHILE TEACHING YOUR FROGS TO PEE?! That's my guess!
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