A Goal For Thursday

Ok.

Look here.

I am going to just kick the crap out of this Thursday.

I'm gonna put the baby down for a nap, put on a serious bra, and be a super fast and efficient cleaner upper.

AND take a shower.

ALL before baby girl wakes up.

It is not hard to keep the house clean ... It is not hard to keep the house clean ... It is not hard to keep the house clean ... It is not hard to keep the house clean ... It is not hard to keep the house clean ... It is not hard to keep the house clean ... It is not hard to keep the house clean ...

And I'll even get the guest room set up.

I WILL!

In fact, I'll start now. I can clean all the upstairs bedrooms in 5 minutes each.

I'm jinxing myself, aren't I? Something's gonna happen. Gonna ruin my beautiful plan. Curses. Ok ... how do I unjinx it?

From the internet:

[C]lose your eyes count to 17 then take 5 paces backwards while chanting,

Bad luck gone forever,
Bad luck gone forever,
Bad luck gone forever,

[D]o this three times, open your eyes and you should be cured.

[O]h and also avoid thi[n]gs that give you bad luck such as crossing on the stairs, walking under ladders, opening umbrellas indoors.
GOOD LUCK!

What is "crossing on the stairs"? There are a lot of stairs in my house ... a lot ... 24 stairs, to be precise ... wow, that's not a lucky number ... I need 25 ... a multiple of 5 ... a nice good solid number ... not some frivolous even thing.

I don't know what to do now ... HELP!