Brain Hurts Too Much To Blog

Ow.

1. Skeet Shooting? Is that code? I think it's code.

2. Bras are for shmucks who think getting out of bed is important.

3. I'm not pregnant. So not pregnant.

4. I got a 5 minute massage and it was not terrible. I think I'll try a real one. For reals.

5. Why can't I just have a staff to bring me food. STAFF: I'd like some food now.

6. I'm really easily entertained. It's a good thing.

7. Someday, when I'm rich and famous, I will gag and hogtie people who irritate me. No, I will have my staff take care of that.

8. I think "become a decent masseuse" should be part of the wedding vows, dammit.

9. Revenge sucks. Don't be all revengey.

10. I am SO sorry.

My head hurts.