Stuff I Hate:
1. Pumpkin Pie. It's slimy; it tastes like crap. The only good part is the whipped topping - I could eat that glorious delight by the tub full (and I sometimes do).
2. Stupid Loud People. I like my people quiet-ish. And brilliant, if possible.
3. Answering The Phone. I just don't like to do it. You never know what they're going to say. It's probably no big deal, but it might be bad news. Just leave me a message.
4. 6:00 p.m. Almost Every Day. Hell hour and never a mother-loving spouse to help.
5. Face-Licking Dogs. Actually, most every dog. Dogs trend towards loud-and-stupid-ness.
5. Weeds. The kind that grow in the yard, not the TV show. The TV show is fine.
5. Low-Estrogen Birth Control and The Damn Gynecologists That Prescribe Them For Me. If you would listen for half a second, let me give you an drop of medical history, we all could have avoided this little bit of mid-cycle unpleasantness, but no. You're a gynecologist. You're a man. You know better than some silly little vagina wielder. Pat me on my silly head and hand me your ridiculous samples, will you? Go deliver a baby ... I'll find me a doctor who uses his ears for something besides holding on his surgical mask. HER ears, I should say.
5. That Happy Polka Sounding Mexican Music When I'm In A Bad Mood. Sell your house and move already. Eye Yie Yie.
5. Losing. Especially to non-female persons. Down with men!
3 Brilliant Bits of Inspiration:
Fine. I won't call, but I'll tell you this- Find a babysitter from the dates October 24-27 and the four of us can discuss things that are going on in Las Vegas!!! ;) and i don't mean discuss things for four days in october about what may or may not be happening there, more like let's discuss things NOW about what may or may not be going on in vegas at a later date, specifically October 24-27. ummm... were going to vegas do you want to go with us?
My comment on this from over at Facebook:
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Hey, sorry, I can't help beating you in Scrabble all the time. Want me to handicap myself?
And why not go get a female doctor? What's been stopping you all this time?
Pumpkin pie rules-- more for me. Just save me some of the Cool Whip from your Jello binges.
And so, he says in a teasing tone: "What's with the repetition of the number 5? Do Mormons not believe in counting past five?
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