This Blog Post has been redacted due to non-compliance with the strict Husband/Wife/Blog Agreement* of Confidential Unbloggable Topics**.
Ironic, I know.
It was a really funny post, too.
Husband suggested you may like to read this story instead. It's about a dead baby. And it is horrific and shocking. Should put you right in the mood for Mother's Day shopping.
You may also be interested to know that Patrick the Starfish just enticed that crab boss guy to join him and Sponge Bob on a panty raid. A PANTY RAID?? At the crab's Mother's house?! What the blazes is on TV?
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What are you not allowed/choose not to blog about?
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*by "agreement" I mean that almighty Greg made a unilateral decision with life altering consequences making it absolutely impossible for me to publish questionable material without his consent.
**I was also denied permission to even list the forbidden topics. Why does the caged bird even bother to sing?
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That's too bad. Now I am dying to know what the 5 things are.
You know, my hubby and I haven't even discussed things that we are not allowed to post. Do you think we should?
I'm kind of a brat sometimes and I don't know that it would make a difference. I would probably post anyway. Restrictions mean finding ways around them.
I could give you husband's email address and let you harass him, plead for my 1st Amendment Rights.
Don't discuss it, you can get a few things through with his ignorance, then, he'll subscribe and read, but you can slide a few more through with apologies. That gives you about 6 free posts - use them wisely - not for random photo shopped pictures of your husband as a baby with butterfly wings (not that I'd EVER put that on my blog!)
Maybe you could post the list of forbidden topics in the comment section of someone else's blog. That wouldn't count as blogging about the forbidden topics, would it?
Problem Solved..I am sure that I know what is on this list..
1. His man crush on Zac Efron
2. Your secret funeral potato recipe handed down for years from daughter in law to daughter in law in the Roth Family
3. That he cries when he watches Oprah, Disney Princess movies, and Ghostbusters
4. The time you asked him to dress up as batman
5. Your feelings about the commercialization of Chanukah
Am I right?
Oprah does make me cry...
So curious! Email us! lol
THis makes me so glad that my almost-husband doesn't even read my blog. Sometimes he'll look at it if I set it in front of his face, but for teh most part he doesn't care what I write, which means I can WRITE ANYTHING... about him. Bluh.
So curious!
Hubby here reads about once a week and makes comments to me about questionable stuff - not that I blog all tha much more than about my kids, but he's never said I can't blog about something...
At least he is interested and involved!! That just means he cares, right?
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