What I Do For Fun - MAD LIBS!

MAD LIBS

If they would just try a little, this website could be so much more!

POLITICAL SPEECH

Ladies and gentlemen, on this fluffy occasion, it is a privilege to address such a/an exquisite-looking group of forks. I can tell from your smiling toenails that you will support my tasty program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be a/an baby lotion in every hippopotamus and two hemorrhoids in every garage. I want to warn you against my fan-frikin-tastic opponent, Mr. Brandy. This man is nothing but a/an Australian paper. He has a/an hot character and is working pine cone in glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the ants in the public till. I promise you slimy government, frumpy taxes, and fat schools.

You’re So Bad…

One hairy contestant that came to masticate was so arid that one of the judges made a bet with her. He said she was such a bad garbage lady that if she constipated in homeless shelter, everyone would leave! The Idol wannabe was so confident she was a talented singer, she accepted the bet. If she could sing for a crowd in the homeless shelter and have 9 of the people there not snort, she would get to gobble to Hollywood! So the contestant, who sort of looked like Canon, sang her toes out. She shook her nose and waved her melons, and one by one, all of the people in the homeless shelter left. All except one, that is! Bob Saget stayed and clapped for her! He yelled Oh, my! and even gave her a standing ovation! She was so happy, she started to ponder!