- The diarrhea laden underpants you left soaking in the toilet when you went to answer the door to find out your kid got bit by the neighbors' dog. (y'know, now that I think about it ... I'm pretty sure I did not wash my hands first. Gross. Sorry neighbor, but your dog DID bite my kid - fair is fair)
- The kitty litter box you couldn't make your kid clean up after he got bit by a dog.
- The ant colony behind the couch.
- Unread Google Reader blog posts (132 and counting, could y'all take a little break until I catch up?)
- Unchanged poopy diapers.
- The funny smell in the freezer (I put TWO boxes of baking soda in there, what do I have to do? Clean it out?!)
- The weeds growing in my un-tilled garden (seriously, is there no one who will borrow me their roto-tiller and offer to DO the tilling? People! And you call yourselves Christians/Buddhists/Quakers/Agnostics/Lutherans/Really Nice and Moral Atheists! Honestly. For shame.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Some Things DO NOT Get Better With Time.
A List of Five* Things That Get Worse If You Ignore them:
Labels:
Dogs,
housework,
littermaid litter box,
Parenting,
Sick kids
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You make me giggle. Oh, and I have 718 unread posts in my Google Reader. No wait, I just read this one, make that 717. I think I just need to admit defeat and start over (or cull some blogs).
Aw the ants I am having a huge problem with ants. We live in a basement apt and they are coming in though our floor vents. I know right crazy that we are in the basement and we still have floor vents. LOL!!I loved this post!
oooh, I love lists. and thanks for visiting my blog. I'm likin' yours a lot!
I heard tilling only makes the weeds worse.....at least that's MY excuse, hee hee!
Very funny. I too wonder why no one is doing my yard work for me. What is wrong with people?
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