Home teachers. The guys from church that come around every month to give you an inspirational message and ask if your family needs any help. Usually they're just normal guys, but not mine. One of my home teachers is a comedian, among other things. Through the glory that is YouTube ... I get to share with you my home teacher:
And you know what's even funnier? He's NOT the one who told an inappropriate joke I still don't get about dancing Baptists.
6 Brilliant Bits of Inspiration:
Wow! He really is funny!
I am so jealous. I don't even know who my home teachers are.
He's funny!
Do I have a home teacher and not know it? Can they be tricked into hanging around to watch the kids while I go do whatever I feel like? And if so, how many times can they be tricked?
Regardless, yours is funny, and that's cool.
Now you have to tell me the joke. I mean legally, you have to.
(P.S. My CAPTCHA verification is "upleak". I just felt compelled to record that somewhere relevant. It sounds kinda dirty, somehow.)
Oh my goodness, the cheese crackers comment was hilarious. It's all hilarious actually. So I gave you the Let's be friends award on my blog.
http://haikuamy.blogspot.com/2009/04/lets-be-friends.html
Thanks for blogging.
Hey, Dan, you could have Home Teachers (but first you'll have to let the missionaries in).
Unfortunately, Home Teachers are not the most reliable guys, only the very lucky get a set who come by regularly.
Get yourself to the closest LDS church next Sunday (and every week there after) and you could theoretically dump your kids off for 2 hours. But they'll come home singing about Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Trees (you read Dooce.com, right? You want them to turn out like that??)
OK, now without further adieu: This joke was told by my non-comedian Home Teacher, in front of my mother and 3 small children (none of whom were paying attention): Why don't Baptists make love standing up? Because people might think they're dancing.
Ok, now I get it. It's just not very funny.
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