a little off

You may have noticed, but you' have been too polite to mention it: Brandy has been unwell and unwell brandy=somewhat sucky blog. Most of March had me sick. I thought, I hoped April would turn everything around, but here I am, with a nearly empty bottle of antibiotics, nearly empty gallon of OJ (low pulp), box of tissues gone, TP almost gone.

ALL TO NO AVAIL.

OH WO IS ME.

Last night I woke up coughing and coughing and coughing. Baby (who, rather than sleep all night in her crib in the next room, now prefers spending the majority of her day and nigh attached like a leach to my left nipple (she has an ear infection in her left ear). They keep all the good drugs away from breastfeeding moms, but last night, I was desperate. I located a few drops (few drops = not less than 1/4 cup) of husband's old PRESCRIPTION strength cough syrup (codeine, opium, and meth). Out like a light. But cough has since returned with an unholy fury.

ANYWAY - the point of this post. You've heard of twitter. I found it useless until I realized how I could update facebook with twitter AND put my tweets on my blog (look, there they are!). SO now, instead of pathetic posts, possibly in addition to, you can follow my randomly amusing (to just me) tweets. Even here on my blog. Or on face book. Whichever you're most addicted to.

I'm huge in Germany. Like the Hoff.

Not really. But I do like coocooclocks (how the blazes do you spell that ... spell check thought I meant gynecology, i do NOT like gynecology!)

Ok, time to take legoes from baby, DIAPER CHANGES FOR EVERYONE (stand in line of you need one) and find me a big BIG plate of cheap and crappy NACHOS! NOW!

Hypnotic, isn't it?