Ok, I'm really sorry sweetie, but you know how this morning you asked me to go down to the laundry room to get you some clean underwear? Well, there wasn't any clean underwear down there, as I haven't washed laundry most of this week. I found some that looked bright and clean and didn't smell horrible from 3 inches away (yeah, I sniffed them for you), but still, they were dirty underwear and I gave them to you with out telling you and I'm really, really sorry! I keep thinking, what if he gets into an accident today and I sent him off like that. I've been praying for your safety and I washed some underwear now ... so I love you and I'm very sorry and I hope you can forgive me.
I just needed to get that off my chest.
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you rock! Now please drive safely.
hilarious. so good to know i'm not the only one who puts off the god-forsaken laundry mountain.
Classic
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